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Chat/Quote #54 +(154)-
BGoodman: Can you break the blue Kut-Ku's ears with a LS?
ZackVixACD: quick, someone answer to that in a sarcastic fashion
ZackVixACD: I will do it then :/
BGoodman: :[ . I'm a noob, I know.
ZackVixACD: if the Sword is Long and the ear is blue, maybe it will cut
ZackVixACD: awww... :( that sucked
BGoodman: That did suck.
BGoodman: *breaks ears*
BGoodman: Fuck yeah.
ZackVixACD: see? see?
Chat/Quote #10 +(78)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.
Chat/Quote #129 +(41)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo
Chat/Quote #230 +(58)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor
Chat/Quote #90 +(-71)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.
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